Guys! this is not an insult to anyone who likes Apple. It is however a rant, could be a bit sarcastic!
I am/will be sharing my experience with the models I owned/own/own in the past, present or future. So I will be updating this post with time. Also, as the iOS regularly updates, So I’ll list them according to their versions and the things that I hate in that version or as a general in all.
Since the problem could be with the hardware or the software, I’ll divide this blog into two sections. The first would be Why I hate the iOS – Operating system which the iPhone runs on and the 2nd section would be about the device itself.
Why I Hate iOS
Apps Are Expensive: Apple’s Price Hike
So you find this cool game on the App Store, and you’re ready to buy it, thinking, “Eh, it’s just a couple of bucks, right?” Wrong. Welcome to the iOS premium tax. That same app on Android costs $4.99, but on iOS? Oh, it’s $6.99. Why? Because Apple. Apparently, iPhone users are just supposed to accept that having an Apple logo means we should pay extra for everything.
Want some cool features or an extra-level pack? Get ready to sell a kidney because Apple knows we love “in-app purchases,” and they’re going to milk that for every penny. It’s like Apple’s entire business model is charging more for the exact same thing and hoping you don’t notice.
Limited Customization: The iOS Prison
If you love expressing yourself with your phone’s layout, iOS is basically a prison cell for your creativity. You get a row of icons, and if you’re lucky, you can shift them around a little bit. Exciting, huh?
Meanwhile, Android users are out there with custom widgets, personalized launchers, and pretty much endless options to make their phones as unique as they are. On iOS, you’re stuck with Apple’s version of “you,” which looks exactly like every other iPhone user. “Want to customize your home screen?” Nah. “How about changing how the icons look?” Nope. You’ll take your rounded squares and you’ll like it!
Sure, iOS 14 finally added widgets. But let’s be honest, by the time Apple decided widgets were cool, Android users were already on to customizing the widgets of their widgets. Welcome to the party, Apple, but you’re about five years late.
Overkill with Security: Welcome to the Fortress
I get it—security is important. But with iOS, it’s like Apple hired a bouncer for every single button press you make. Want to download an app? Enter your Apple ID password. Forgot your password? Better set aside half your day for a security verification process that requires your firstborn child’s middle name and proof of life.
Apple is constantly making sure your security is secured by securing the most secure secureness—and then, just for fun, they’ll ask you to secure it again. Forget signing in too many times, though—you might lock yourself out of your own phone, leaving you with a $1,000 paperweight. Why? Because Apple decided you forgot your password one too many times. But don’t worry, you can always… buy a new phone! Oh, how convenient.
And don’t even get me started on two-factor authentication. By the time you’ve jumped through all of Apple’s hoops to authenticate yourself, you’ve probably forgotten what you were even trying to do in the first place.
Compatibility Issues: Android’s Forbidden Land
Oh, you want to use an app that’s only available on Android? Too bad! Apple’s got this fortress, and they’re not letting any fun, innovative apps through the gate unless they’ve been personally blessed by Tim Cook. Most of the best Android apps? Forget it. They don’t exist in the Apple Garden of Perfection.
And if by some miracle the app is available on both platforms, you’ll probably find that it runs better on Android anyway. Because guess what? It’s not wrapped in Apple’s suffocating layer of “rules” that choke out anything that’s actually fun or useful.
Music Transfer: Welcome to Hell
Here’s a scenario: you want to transfer your music from your iPhone to another device. Simple, right? WRONG. With iOS, attempting to move music is like solving a Rubik’s cube blindfolded. Want to send it to your Android phone? LOL. Not happening. How about downloading it to your computer? Good luck with that.
When I switched to Android, I discovered that all my music was gone—poof!—as if Apple had decided to wipe my memory as punishment for leaving the ecosystem. Thankfully, I only had about 250 songs, and after some digging, I managed to save 30 of them. Good thing I didn’t have a larger library or I might have needed therapy.
Meanwhile, on Android? Plug in your phone, drag and drop. It’s like they’re living in the future, and iOS is still stuck trying to figure out basic file transfers like it’s 2008.
iCloud Lock: The $1,000 Brick
Forget your Apple ID or password? Say goodbye to your phone, because you’re never getting back into it. It’s iCloud-locked forever. Apple’s made sure that if you or a forgetful relative loses their password, the phone becomes as useful as a $1,000 brick. And don’t even bother calling Apple for help because they’ll just give you a virtual pat on the back and tell you to buy another one. “Come on, you know you want to!” – Apple, probably.
The Interface: A Puzzle Game No One Asked For
Using iOS feels like I’m trying to learn a secret handshake that no one actually told me about. “Slide this, triple tap that, shake the phone to undo, twist it to rewind—wait, what?” It’s like a bad video game where you’re supposed to memorize an endless sequence of button combos to do something as basic as, I don’t know, copy-paste?
On Android, things are straightforward. You want to copy something? You press copy. No shaking the phone like you’re trying to wake up a magic 8-ball. Apple somehow managed to make the simplest things feel like mini-puzzles, except there’s no reward at the end—just a migraine.
And Siri… oh, dear Siri. She seems to be in the mood for a guessing game most of the time. Ask her something, and instead of helpful information, she’ll either misunderstand or direct you to a search page. By the time Siri figures out what you asked, you could have Googled the answer yourself on an Android phone in half the time.
The Apple Ecosystem: The Black Hole
Oh, you thought your iPhone was enough? Nope! Welcome to the Apple Ecosystem, where your iPhone is only truly “great” if you buy Apple TV, Apple Watch, a MacBook, and possibly an Apple toaster (coming soon). It’s like Apple can’t stop reminding you that your phone isn’t complete without adding more and more of their overpriced products into your life.
Want to connect to a non-Apple smart device? HA! Silly you. It’s not “smart” enough unless Apple makes it. Why have cross-device compatibility when you can force everyone into the walled garden and lock the gates?
Want to transfer a file using Bluetooth to, let’s say, an Android phone or your Windows PC? Good luck with that. Bluetooth is essentially useless unless you’re connecting to another Apple product. Apple’s motto should be “It just works… unless it’s not Apple.”
The Mysterious File System: Buried Treasure
Yes, Apple technically has a file system now, but good luck finding it. It’s hidden so deep, you might as well call Indiana Jones for help. “Want to store your files somewhere? You dare try to access them? Well, too bad!” It’s buried underneath layers of code, like a treasure chest you’ll never reach. And if you do somehow find it, you’ll probably violate some obscure warranty clause. Surprise! Time to buy a new phone.
On Android, you can actually access your files without having to decode a treasure map. Imagine that—a phone where you can manage your files like a normal person.
Updates: The Uninvited Guest
Ah, iOS updates—the ultimate uninvited guest. Apple loves to push updates at the worst possible times, forcing you to stare at the spinning wheel of doom while your phone reboots for the 15th time this month. Want to postpone it for later? Sure, but Apple will just keep reminding you every two minutes until you give in.
And let’s not forget, with every update, there’s always the chance that something else gets broken. What was supposed to fix your battery issue might just make it worse, or suddenly your apps won’t work properly. Android lets you decide when to update, and guess what? Most of the time, the updates are improvements, not headaches.
Why I Hate iPhone
Hate with all Models
Rejects off-brand chargers or devices that are designed for Apple, some even toying with you, working for a short while and then never again after the invisible Apple police wirelessly denounce it.
Apple iPhone 8: When “Innovation” Means Doing the Same Thing… Again
I’ve been using the iPhone 8 for a little while now, and I’ve got to say—if you handed me this phone and told me it was the iPhone 7, I’d probably believe you. Why? Because, well, it’s basically the same thing. And not in a “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” kind of way—more like an “Apple’s running out of ideas but still wants your money” way. Let’s dive into the reasons why I’m not exactly in love with this “new and improved” model.
Battery Life: Can Someone Find the Nearest Charger?
Here we go again. Apple, with all its billions, still can’t seem to figure out how to keep a phone alive for more than a few hours. The iPhone 8 battery drains faster than a toddler’s attention span. It’s like the phone’s one mission in life is to keep you tethered to a charging cable. Whether you’re scrolling through Instagram, watching a video, or—heaven forbid—actually using the phone for, you know, phone calls, you’ll find yourself looking for a charger within a few hours.
Oh, and let’s not even mention gaming or taking photos for a while, because your battery will throw in the towel faster than you can say “low-power mode.”
Wireless Charging: Welcome to 2012
I’ll give Apple credit for finally jumping on the wireless charging bandwagon—but seriously, Samsung’s been doing this since forever. It’s like Apple finally woke up and said, “Hey, let’s add a feature that Android phones have had for years and act like it’s revolutionary.” Sure, it works, but the charging is slow. Real slow. You could probably watch a whole season of Friends before your phone hits 100%.
And while we’re at it, can we talk about the fact that fast charging doesn’t even come out of the box? Nope, you’ve got to spend more cash on a separate fast charger if you don’t want to watch your phone crawl to full charge at a snail’s pace. Classic Apple.
Glass Back: Looks Great… Until You Drop It
Oh, the glass back—the sleek, shiny feature that Apple will have you believe is the pinnacle of design. And yes, it looks fantastic… for the first five minutes. Then you realize you’ve created a fingerprint gallery on your phone, and you’re wiping it more than using it.
But the real kicker? Drop it once, and you’ll be meeting your local repair guy quicker than you think. Apple promises this is the “most durable glass ever” on a smartphone. Sure, and I promise I’ll go to the gym every day next week. Drop it from any reasonable height, and you’ll be left staring at a spiderweb of cracks, wondering why you didn’t just buy a brick-proof Android.
Same Old Design: “New” Phone, Same 2014 Vibes
Apple’s definition of “innovation” apparently involves slapping a glass back on the same design we’ve been seeing since the iPhone 6. The bezels are so big, they could probably fit a whole other phone on them. Meanwhile, Android phones have been rocking near bezel-less displays for years, but Apple decided that staring at the same chunky forehead and chin from five years ago was the way to go.
Seriously, I get a little nostalgic looking at the iPhone 8. It reminds me of a time when bezels were in, and we all thought 4.7-inch screens were massive. But now? It just feels… dated. Like, “why am I paying premium prices for a phone that looks like it’s stuck in a 2014 time capsule?” dated.
No Headphone Jack: We’re Still Doing This, Huh?
Yep, we’re still here, two years after the headphone jack funeral, and I still can’t wrap my head around it. The iPhone 8 is yet another reminder that Apple is determined to force us all into the wonderful world of dongles and wireless earbuds. Because, clearly, the hassle of using a simple 3.5mm jack was just too easy for us.
Want to listen to music and charge your phone at the same time? Ha, not without another dongle. Lose your AirPods (again)? Guess it’s time to fork out more money for another pair or get tangled up in the Lightning EarPods while trying to charge your phone. Convenience? What’s that?
Still No USB-C: Apple’s Favorite Monopoly
Ah yes, the Lightning port. The one thing Apple clings to with a death grip, refusing to let go even though the whole world has moved on to USB-C. It’s like everyone’s at the USB-C party, and Apple’s still sending invitations for their exclusive Lightning-only afterparty that no one really wants to attend.
USB-C is universal, faster, and better in pretty much every way, but Apple’s like, “Nah, we’ll just stick with what’s been working since 2012.” Want to use the same charger for all your devices? Too bad. With Apple, you’re stuck buying overpriced Lightning cables, because why make things easier when we can make them more expensive?
Apple iPhone 7: My Frustrating Experience
I didn’t choose to buy the iPhone 7; my brothers gave it to me as a gift. At first, I was excited, but now, after a few days of using it, I’m honestly ready to toss it into a river. Here’s why:
Battery Life: A Complete Disappointment
I’ll be blunt—the battery life sucks. I’ve owned several Android phones over the years, and none of them have ever let me down this badly when it comes to battery performance. It’s not that there’s something technically wrong with the phone, but the battery just drains too quickly for my liking. And I’m not the only one; I’ve heard similar complaints from other iPhone users.
Given how much I rely on my phone throughout the day, this constant need to recharge is incredibly frustrating. It’s like Apple expects you to always be near a power outlet or carrying a portable charger, which shouldn’t be the case for a premium smartphone.
No Audio Jack: Apple’s Biggest Blunder
Let me just say it—I miss the audio jack. I don’t know what Apple was thinking when they removed it. Forcing us to use their proprietary Lightning connector for headphones (the same port used to charge the phone) is just unnecessary.
This was a 100-year-old technology that worked perfectly fine in every device until Apple, in their infinite wisdom, decided to ditch it. Now, you either need to buy expensive wireless headphones or use those Lightning EarPods, which means you can’t charge your phone and listen to music at the same time unless you get an adapter (which, of course, you have to purchase separately). It’s just not practical, and it feels like a blatant move to push more of their hardware.
No Wireless or Fast Charging: Seriously?
While Android flagships have embraced wireless and fast charging, the iPhone 7 falls behind in both categories. For a phone that’s marketed as cutting-edge, this is a major letdown. And this issue is made even worse when you consider the lack of an audio jack.
If I want to charge my phone while listening to music or watching something, I need either an adapter or wireless headphones. With the battery already draining faster than I’d like, the absence of fast charging makes this even more of a headache. Having the ability to quickly top off your battery is crucial, especially with how integrated smartphones have become in our daily lives. Apple simply didn’t keep up.
No 1080p Display: A Low-Res Disappointment
It’s 2024, and the iPhone 7 has a 750p resolution. While the display itself isn’t terrible, when compared to Android flagships, it feels outdated. The iPhone 7 Plus has 1080p, but why not the standard iPhone 7? Samsung’s Galaxy S7 boasts a 1440p display, and even Sony’s Z5 Premium has a 4K UHD display. Apple’s insistence on sticking with 750p feels like they’re cutting corners, and for a phone in this price range, that’s a massive letdown. In today’s phone market, 750p is child’s play.
No USB-C or Expandable Storage: Stuck in the Past
Another gripe I have is with the Lightning connector. While the rest of the smartphone world has moved on to the universal USB-C, Apple is stubbornly sticking with their proprietary port. Most phones nowadays use USB-C, making it easier to use the same charger across devices. Plus, USB-C offers more features, like faster charging and data transfer speeds, so the Lightning port feels limiting.
And don’t even get me started on storage. Most smartphones offer expandable storage, but with Apple, you’re stuck with whatever storage size you originally bought. If you run out of space, your only option is to pay Apple’s steep prices for more iCloud storage. It’s infuriating because adding expandable storage through a microSD card would be so much cheaper and more user-friendly. But, once again, Apple has locked you into their ecosystem, and you’ll have to pay more if you need more space.
